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We can't help you, but we will find someone who can.

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Gorge, I listen to the Black Guy Who Tips podcast because Rod and Karen are hot.

Hey, welcome to another episode of the Blackout Tips podcast.

I'm your host, Rod.

Joined, as always by my co-host.

Karen.

And we're live on a Monday, ready to do some podcast, and find us everywhere you find podcast.

The official weapon of the show is.

Bowding chair.

And the unofficial sport.

Bulletball.

And bulletball extreme. And we used to say it was the taser was the official is. Voting chair. And the unofficial sport. Bulletball. And bulletball extreme.

And we used to say it was the taser was the official weapon of the show.

But the reason that we said that was because we always thought tasing was better than shooting black people with guns, which is what the police like to do.

And it was like, if I have to pick, it's not that I prefer.

Like, it's not like I walk down the street.

Like, I would love to get tased.

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