Welcome to another sparkling edition of The Thought Police with me, Mike Graham, and you.

Keir Starma.

Keir Starmer, or Stalin, if you prefer,

has done a blinder again this week, isn't he?

Not only did he miss the inauguration of Donald Trump, 47 President of United States.

On account of not being invited.

On account of not being invited, possibly the only person in British politics who wasn't invited

because everybody was there.

Boris Johnson was there.

Suella Braverman was Liz Trusserner, Nigel Farage was there, Nick Candy was there,

you know, take your pick. There was a whole host, even Lawrence Fox, I think, was there as well,

a whole host of people who might be described as sort of right wing, Pretty Patel as well. Alex Phillips for going to say. Alex Phillips, of course, as well. And I mean, at the end of the day, you kind of go,

it's all very well saying, well, British politicians don't really get invited and no

Paul, no previous prime minister has ever been invited. They've got three words on about that

last week with my tweet about it. But at the end of the day, he's now got access to the President of the United States behind Georgian Maloney,

behind the President of Argentina, behind the President of Brazil, he was also there,

behind the Chinese, behind all sorts of other people from the world of politics in Europe, right?

So even waiting for the phone call, I mean, by the time you hear this, he might have had a phone call from Trump,

but I suspect that Trump is going to piss him around and fuck him around, because why wouldn't you?

Well, apparently, he's been desperately, Trump's scrambling to try and be the first world leader who visits Donald Trump in his presidency.

Except you won't be, because he's already behind all the other people over there.

That's exactly what's happened.

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