301: Did Harry Spit?

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4.8 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 9 September 2022

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Four close man friends gather around to analyze the spit.

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1:21.0	Jackson, you're sick. I'll take the intro. Hello. Welcome to official podcast episode 301, I believe.
1:30.0	And it is my pleasure, my honor, even to do the intro on this episode because I get to call out Jackson for being dumb. Jackson, why don't you like lollipops?
1:40.0	I don't like it. I just think that they're overrated. All you're doing is drinking your own saliva. You spit.
1:47.0	Now, why would you suck you? Why would anyone ever eat a lollipop if that was all there was to it?
1:53.0	Yeah, but it's not sticky about it. If I if I may, can I expand upon this thought process?
1:58.0	Would you then say that chewing gum is dumb because you're just swallowing your own saliva?
2:03.0	Jesus, well, saliva with your chewing gum? I guess you do.
2:07.0	Yeah, like exclusively what you do. Yeah, yes, you don't swallow the gum. Thank you for rooting in another food item for me. Yes, gum is dumb.
2:15.0	You're doing this to yourself. I don't like to. What about food? What about food Jackson when you eat food? You also swallow your own saliva.
2:22.0	Yeah, it's like it's like the ratio is fine with that kind of stuff because it's like 90% actual food product and then 10% saliva,
2:31.0	whereas lollipop is exclusively saliva. So then the flavor.
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