Who's this thing? Who's more delusional? Who's more insane?

Why are people respected by title?

So I got a shoe-jolly not-so, and her whole-a-baby account.

Christ almighty, if like, even fucking graduate high school at this table.

Tell them Steve Dave.

Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell them Steve Dave.

It's been a bit of a layoff here. We had episode 300 last time, and we didn't record last week.

I don't think we recorded the week before 300 either.

So it's been a while since we've been sitting around this table, and people have been asking one question while what happened to Ms. Guitam.

And we have quite a get tonight, because this fucking asshole, this dickhead who thinks he's so fucking hot, we barely were able to secure him to give us a follow-up.

I'm not even kidding. You should see this jerk off dismissing me at the counter as I like it.

It's lots, it's luster, right?

Oh yeah, tell them Steve Dave doesn't mean anything to him anymore.

So the sea he stepped on the stepping stone, and he's moved on it to the next thing as he vaulted off it.

Really? Wow.

You probably, probably, was practically begging you to stick around, right?

Yeah.

And you're like, if you give me 24 hour notice, Brian, maybe.

You didn't say it.

Yes, he did.

You know, if you give me 24 hour notice, I don't need 24 hour notice.

The fuck are you talking about?

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