Hi, everyone. Welcome to the Golden Ratio Podcast. I am Jen, G.R. Mom, joined over distance

by G.R. Dad. Hi. How's it going, G.R. Dad? Excellent. Excellent. We are joined over distance.

This was, I had all these plans that I was pulling together for episode 300 and then we're

like, you know what we're going to do? You're going to leave. And so we're just doing a regular

episode for episode three. I think it's episode 299A, not 300. Yeah, I can't do that. I can

alter reality by my numbering scheme. Yeah, you can. I can stave off time, Jen. A number of people

have also pointed out that I reused numbers several times. So this is actually like the 300 third

episode or something. I feel like that's the people who are like the new millennium doesn't start

until 2001. And I'm like, I guess, but what really matters is like the nice round number, not like

how many episodes there have been. Well, then just adjust the number. Make it 299 again.

No, that's dumb. You've reused numbers. Unaccident. Unaccident. This is episode 57 again.

All right. Anyway, the cocktail of the week this week is as disappointing as the rest of the week as well.

I was like Tuesday. What day is today? Tuesday. We don't have any dessert in house. And I for like the

rest, even before you left, I kept like turning the oven on. I'm like, I'm going to make cookies or

something and then not doing it. And so I was like looking through my little recipe website today.

And I found this recipe for these like blueberry bars that I had gotten from one of my colleagues

that I remember being good. And I was like, I'm going to make those. And I made them and they're like

they have to cool overnight. So I like had a couple bites and it's fine. But they'll be better tomorrow.

And I was like these blueberries and like the lemon is really good though. Maybe I will make a

blueberry lemon like whiskey cocktail. That sounds great. So I found a recipe for a blueberry whiskey

smash. And I guess like every time I have a smash, it ends up being disappointing.

And this one was also I am free and made blueberry simple syrup. I like muddled mint.

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