300: Lady Bug Stabber
The Patdown with Ms. Pat
Ms. Pat
4.9 • 6.9K Ratings
🗓️ 6 June 2025
⏱️ 39 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, it's White Boy Chris. If Pat Down's ever made you laugh, then join our Patreon and support us. |
| 0:04.5 | Get bonus content, a T-shirt, or an autographed copy of Rabbit, Miss Pat's autobiography. |
| 0:09.6 | Visit Miss Pat Comedy.com for the link to the Patreon, and while you're there, join our Facebook group. |
| 0:14.1 | Welcome to another episode of the Pat Down. I am here with my hair, not comb, and my titty's hanging because I've been working in my garden. And you know I'm here with white boy Chris and my lovely friend, Deung, Curry, who just recently got off of it. |
| 0:27.9 | He made it. |
| 0:32.5 | He said he made it off in the old. |
| 0:37.1 | Recently, he just made it, y'all. I'm feeling recently. |
| 0:38.3 | He just made it, y'all. |
| 0:40.6 | I just got here. |
| 0:42.7 | That thing was a bone away from dying. |
| 0:48.8 | Damn. |
| 0:50.5 | You were bone away from walking. |
| 0:52.0 | Shut up. |
| 1:00.1 | Yeah. Damn. You were born away from walking. Shut the phone. As you know, that's not true. |
| 1:03.0 | Don't you hear all that issue. |
| 1:04.8 | Oh, you hear all that shit now. |
| 1:07.5 | The wheezing. |
| 1:09.6 | He ain't got asthma |
| 1:10.9 | he's just hungry |
| 1:12.0 | stay tuned after the music |
| 1:16.7 | and you're gonna see why the fuck we're laughing |
| 1:18.6 | you better get up |
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