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🗓️ 8 January 2025
⏱️ 72 minutes
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0:00.0 | I've ruled out uni because I want to live at home. |
0:02.0 | I've ruled out uni because I want to earn money. |
0:05.0 | I've ruled out uni because of my grades. |
0:10.0 | Study with the Open University and there's no need to rule out anything. |
0:13.0 | With our respected degrees, you can learn from home and work alongside study. |
0:17.0 | We're open to all. Plus, you'll have the support of expert tutors. So rethink your |
0:23.6 | future with the degree you didn't think was possible. The Open University. The future is open. |
0:30.6 | Sippers get ready. People get ready. Simpers get ready for tea with me. Sippers get ready |
0:37.7 | from Tea with me |
0:39.8 | Sippers, welcome to this episode |
0:42.2 | of the Tea With Me podcast |
0:43.2 | with me, Shane Todd, not just any episode. |
0:45.7 | Episode 300 of the Tea With Me podcast |
0:49.1 | that said we'd never do it, huh? |
0:51.1 | It said we wouldn't do it and here we are. |
0:52.9 | Dan Long we've been doing this nonsense for, five years? Five years next month. Five years? Five years? I know. Fucking hell. Well done, boys. Look, before we get into this episode, I'm keeping it short. For the 300 episodes, I'm keeping this short. I'm saying we're doing the SSA arena. Tea with me live on the... 23rd. 23rd of May. All right? Now that it's a new year on Patreon, you'll see the live episodes within the waterfront hall. That's going to wet your whistle. All right? That was the pair of teeth. Does that come first? Yeah. This is the main course. Get ready for a big bit of beef. |
1:27.7 | You've only one tooth. |
1:31.0 | No mean course. |
1:32.6 | Bees of a pear teeth. |
1:34.1 | That's chewable. |
1:36.3 | Unless you're having soup as a main. |
1:37.6 | But who does that? |
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