30 - Rotisserie Door

Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson

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5.0 • 3.1K Ratings

🗓️ 5 April 2023

⏱️ 68 minutes

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0:00.0	Hey happy campers. Welcome back to Camp Shady Birch.
0:04.0	A week 30.
0:05.6	30 weeks guys. Can you believe it? We are in a new era. Move over
0:08.9	Taylor's shift, you dumb bitch. You're not the only era's tour.
0:11.6	I'm just kidding.
0:12.6	Not the Swifties are going to come after us.
0:14.4	Wait, we are Swifties. They can't come after us.
0:15.9	I'm just joking.
0:16.9	It's a silly little pun.
0:18.2	It wasn't a pun. I'm joking.
0:19.6	Anyways, New Arrow, Week 30, Erra, Erra, Erra. I love that. It's only a little D-Day.
0:24.4	Ara, a-ra. I'm feeling a little crunchy. The allergies are kicking in.
0:29.3	Yeah, I'm not a fan of allergies. I don't think many people are I we've also been drinking like every single day this week and I'm like why do I feel like shit well maybe don't treat your body like shit and have a glass of water Zachariah my body's a temple. If your body's a temple that temple is the ruins of some lost civilization because no one's
0:46.2	checked in a long time okay? I know I need to check in.
0:49.0	Guys guess we're having for dinner tonight. What are we having for dinner?
0:52.4	Cop salads.
0:53.4	Yeah, okay. Yeah, our bodies are temples.
0:55.7	We are taking care of them.
0:56.9	We are great.
0:57.6	We're doing, we got our greens coming in.
0:59.6	So everything's, you're not even going to recognize us in episode 31.
1:02.3	No, we're basically going to be clear.
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