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Bertcast

# 30 - Open Tabs w/ The Steak King

Bertcast

Berty Boy Productions

Performing Arts, Arts, Comedy

4.610.7K Ratings

🗓️ 30 November 2018

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Today on Open Tabs I go through my internet search history for the week with my friend Paul Baldwin aka the Steak King!
We go over how the Steak King was born, Travel channel stories, the Corona Arch, Salivary Stones, wax extractions, cattle auctions, rope swings, and much more!

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Oh wow, it started. You might recognize that frame from the State King. That's the lead

0:20.7

actress from the State King. I'm sitting with the State King. Oh shit. Hello, State Nation.

0:29.7

It's open tabs. Everybody, my name is Bert Christ. This is the podcast where I go through all the tabs that I've

0:33.8

opened over the weekend in my Safari browser and then I close them out. Usually I do it by myself, but I have a special guest.

0:40.0

My buddy Paul Baldwin, Paul underscore Baldwin on Instagram. It's now State King. What did that?

0:45.4

The State. You changed it to the State King. Yeah. You're fucking it.

0:51.6

Probably one of my favorite people to party with. The guy who introduced me to the box of wine.

0:57.6

So if you've heard the stories of me drinking a box of wine on a treadmill, this comes from

1:00.8

Ball who informed me we're not doing that better than our drinking. Do you remember that?

1:05.6

Which time? I think we were in... I want to say we were in like... we were somewhere in Africa

1:12.2

and you're like, our drinking is not that bad. We just had a box of wine on that ride. It's someone

1:16.8

like, you know, it's three and a half bottles. I guess four. Yeah. Paul Baldwin, everybody. Cheers.

1:23.2

Here's it's good to have you. I've never done two people on open tabs. So what we'll do is I'll run

1:27.8

through all the stuff I have. All right. I'll share it with you and then you can comment on either how

1:33.2

weird what I'm into is on here and obviously we got to start with the State King. Obviously.

1:41.6

Obviously. So we're good at Insta. I wonder if it would just come up. So Paul, how invested...

1:49.1

So for those of you that don't know about a month ago, two months ago, maybe even three months ago,

1:54.0

I looked at Paul's Instagram. It came up on my Instagram. It was a picture of him with a stake.

1:58.8

And then he... and I realized he hadn't posted since we were in Vietnam, which was three years ago.

2:04.3

So we commented on it and everyone comment bombed it. He figured it out, did a video calling me out

2:10.0

and now is dedicated his entire Instagram to being the State King. How much work do you put into those

2:14.9

videos? I don't know, like a day. A day? Well, I'm slow at editing. That's not my forte,

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