Professional wrestling is basically the Wild West, which is both its biggest strength and its biggest weakness.

Many a wrestler has said something truly shocking, hilarious, or downright terrifying when given a live microphone.

And sometimes all of that happens at once, from mind-blowing one-liners to full-blown monologues that got them in trouble with audiences and networks alike on live television.

But before we begin, a quick content warning for this one.

Some of these moments involve very sensitive subject matter indeed.

I'm obviously going to filter my language appropriately, but there is a bunch of really

nasty stuff here.

And also this is a collection rather than a ranked list, because, yeah,

how do you rank some of this stuff? I'm Andy from what culture wrestling, and these are the 30

most insane things wrestlers have ever said. Anyway, number 30, New Jack's Prison Story.

Now, I don't know about you, but I can't think of a better place to start with a list like

this than with New Jack, one of the all-time great pro wrestling madmen. Returning to the ECW

arena for Big Ass Extreme Bash on the 9th of March 1996, Jack had some things to get off his

chest. Explaining the background of his shocking return in New York one night earlier, he said he'd

been sitting in a jail cell in Atlanta for five weeks, thinking he could be in the ring,

beating the F out of somebody, but instead he was stuck inside watching BS WCW, and of course

he didn't say BS, he said the swear words.

New Jack said, and I quote,

I jacked off that night, hard, which is,

a little bit too much information there, pal.

The New Jack continued, saying F. Eric Bischoff,

F Vince McMahon, because none of them are ECW,

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