30: Cookie Monster
The Worst Idea Of All Time
Tim Batt
4.9 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 8 May 2021
⏱️ 40 minutes
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Summary
Guyguy and Timbly have just watched Emmanuelle vs Dracula, written by young auteur Rolfe Kanefsky, a man who made his first feature film at 20 with a satirical horror film that pre-dates the original Scream film by five years! Today's softcore is a dreadfully boring film, drenched in mid-2000s fashion (both hair and clothing) and is decidedly Emmanuelle-light. The titular character is given very little to do until she has an orgasm competition with Dracula at the movie's climax - which admittedly is a fun cinematic idea!
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| 0:00.0 | Music |
| 0:28.0 | Hello |
| 0:30.0 | Welcome |
| 0:31.0 | Welcome to |
| 0:33.0 | Emmanuel versus Dracula |
| 0:35.0 | An exciting edition of the worst idea of all time |
| 0:37.0 | Emmanuel since and season |
| 0:39.0 | Emmanuel |
| 0:40.0 | It's been so difficult knowing that both |
| 0:42.0 | Emmanuel and Dracula are intellectual properties that exist in the world |
| 0:46.0 | And yet never seeing them come across for another |
| 0:49.0 | And so what a relief it was when I discovered that someone had taken care of this |
| 0:54.0 | Huge cultural question mark |
| 0:56.0 | And finally answer the question |
| 0:58.0 | What would happen if Emmanuel was to attend a closed friend's |
| 1:02.0 | Bachelor at party in a remote house set on the hills |
| 1:05.0 | The hills |
| 1:07.0 | Dracula was to be passing by |
| 1:09.0 | His car was to break down |
| 1:11.0 | He was to come by |
| 1:12.0 | Be invited into the house |
| 1:14.0 | Crucially |
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