3 Year Old On A Plane

The Blind Mike Project

Blind Mike

Comedy

4.7 • 822 Ratings

🗓️ 10 May 2021

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

-Craig sleeps in after asking Mike to record early

-Age gap in dating

-A 3 year old tries to take down an entire airplane by REFUSING to wear a mask

Transcript

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0:00.0	Well, a lot of people are going to be disappointed.
0:04.5	I'm alive.
0:06.1	It's a shame.
0:08.1	Judging by the vote, yes, they are going to be disappointed.
0:11.3	Yeah, well, if you're listening to this on Monday,
0:14.4	Craig yesterday said to me, we needed a recording.
0:17.9	Craig said, earlier the better boss, whatever.
0:21.1	As early as you can.
0:22.8	Make up a time.
0:25.7	Zero o'clock, I'll be there.
0:27.9	So I text him at 8 a.m., nothing.
0:29.9	9.30, nothing.
0:31.6	10.30, nothing.
0:33.1	I finally tweet something out, and he says,
0:34.9	oh, I didn't see your text.
0:37.8	Well, we agreed on 11. says, oh, I didn't, I didn't see your text. Well, we agreed on 11.
0:39.6	And I did, I did say I was working overnight shift last night.
0:45.4	So yes, I was.
0:47.5	The job that pays you nothing is what should be more.
0:50.2	Think of the riches that could come if we were doing this at 8 o'clock, you know?
0:54.4	If we hit a big morning show.
0:56.0	That'd be great.
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