Can I just say, Steve, you have not pressed any of your bodily function sound effects on your keyboard.

Thank you very much.

Actually, I did, but you don't have headphones on, so you didn't hear them.

Well, whiskey come and take my pain.

No, my heart needs my brain.

Oh, whiskey.

Don't you live.

Why think alone when you can drink it all in with ricochets three whiskey happy hour?

Join your bartenders, Steve Hayward, John Yoo, and the International Woman of Mystery, Lucretia.

Well, this life that I've been living ain't too easy on the soul

Sometimes you gotta give it and let that whiskey flow

Welcome everyone to this edition, which is super special of the three whiskey happy hour

Because the three of us are together in Texas at the School of Civic Leadership for a conference on the pursuit of

happiness. And we also have with us a very special guest. Phil Munoz. It's great to be here.

Oh. I thought it was me. I feel like I've been a guest for five years, lessened to your crackpots trowsy and stuff. You're always our favorite guest. I'm sorry to have to tell you that, Phil, but John's our favorite guest. Well, you know, Phil's been begging like a dog to get on for the longest time, so it's a funny time to give in. You know, but actually, Phil, we can either beat up on you or we can recruit you to help us beat up on John because, you know, that's our favorite thing. Because it still won't be fair fight. I need two more you guys. Nobody ever beats up on me. I wish I would so I could really go after them. Anyway, we're very happy to be together. It's a lot of fun to spend time with these guys, honestly, if I have to be honest.

And we have a really good... Anyway, we're very happy to be together. It's a lot of fun to spend time with these guys, honestly, if I have to be honest.

And we have a really great show for you today.

First, we want to talk for just a moment about what's going on in Washington, D.C.

You know, it's actually funny.

There's some really serious news going on,

but what is the news dominated by Tiger Woods?

I suppose that's because of his connection to the president.

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