So, uh, that's not the beginning. It should be. It might be. Let me just pull up. I got notes here. I'm

fucking came prepared for us. Oh, man. So welcome everybody to the H3 podcast. This is actually our

first podcast in the studio, but it's not the first episode. I was going to ask where it's a little

strange how we're doing it. All right. At first, I was like, am I the first guest ever in the set

in the set, which is pretty special. You fucking you. You broke the cherry on that purple couch, dude.

When I saw the picture that you posted on Twitter this morning of this and how new it was, I was like,

what a responsibility. I can't mess this up. They can't have a bad first

app in the set. So you're not the first app. So the pressure is off. But you are the first.

Who have you interviewed so far? So Felix, aka PewDiePie. Maybe you've heard of him.

I thought it was Swedish. He plays. He plays. He plays happy wheels on YouTube. That's what he's

known for. Happy meals. Happy meals. He was our first guest. He was here in LA shooting scare PewDiePie.

Right. And so we had to like squeeze him in before he left. So we went to his apartment and shot him

really, really quite ghettoly. Also, also, do you guys want to remove the labels on your water bottles?

Are you sponsored by Mountain Spring Trader Joe's? I just, I took it out of the shot entirely. But

you know what? Fucking Trader Joe's natural spring water. You have to fucking pay to get in the show. Yeah.

Now, when people, when people censor the brands, that's not because you can't show brands,

it's because they want to get paid. Okay. This is fucking you're the worst first guest ever.

Michael's just spitting on our microphone. No, people will love that. People will be meaming that.

Yeah. You're going to be, yeah, no, when people never forget that moment. What's the deal? You can show brands

in videos. I think you just, they just want to get paid. That's why they remove it.

I think that's why. Well, I mean, also, you might have competing brands. You know,

Dessani comes along and they say, we want to put ads up on your stuff. What? You got Trader Joe's

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