Now, the men's room wants to know who sucks last!

Yay, time for who sucks last.

Steve at Thrill Hill, you bring us three stories from the news each and every week they all suck.

It's up to us to determine out of the three stories which one sucks the least.

Now if you have to follow KISW on Instagram, Facebook, and on Twitter, the debate is already

underway on who sucks less.

Yeah and I had three other stories originally picked out that I came in earlier this morning and I said to

Mike for scrappinoes because they would just really really piss you off.

All right?

As I edited them, I'm in a bad mood and I'm like,

I don't want to put people in a bad mood,

at least not by accident.

So I went with these three stories.

All of them will sound familiar to you because I believe two of them at least have been a shot of the day, which you'll understand why.

One of them, I believe, has been featured on profile this.

And there's a certain commonality to all these stories but let us

start in Arkansas.

Where an Arkansas cop spotted a suspicious car parked outside of a commercial storage

facility and it was suspicious because that storage

facility has been broken into 16 times this year and 36 times last year.

So the officer noted that the vehicle in question was seen quote

rocking at around 12.45 a.m so when the cop looked inside of the car he spotted Theodore Morgavan having sex with a stuffed animal. Now Morgan, he's a divorced father of

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