There now follows a special broadcast by the Prime Minister, the right Honourable Sir Mortimer Chris N.P.

Good evening. Tonight, as I speak to you, we face the gravest crisis in our nation's history.

This is the network news, Washington. I'm Dan Hickey. Good evening.

Brave crisis in Great Britain as the tiny island of Maguadoro is invaded.

The British Prime Minister sends in the troops in another desperate bid to cure unemployment.

Well done.

The President calls an emergency meeting with White House advisors.

We need to hump out wide, pipe up the squicks bag before they screw down the jambox. Escalation as reports show a possible Russian cover-up.

This is the dining room.

We regret to announce that all our dining tables are as booked up as can be.

The Russian premiere was unavailable for comment.

Stay tuned for more up-to-the-minute reports from Loretta Swett.

You're telling me that the entire population of Great Britain went and elected

a deranged psychotic to the highest office of the land.

Again?

Peter Cook.

Unemployment in this country is caused by pixies. Ian Richardson. What the world needs now is a miracle. Alexei Sale. See you later. Alligator. Michael Richards and Rick Mayall. All right, my sons there is no alternative

whoops apocalypse

hi everybody and welcome to the third episode of the Alexei Sale podcast.

Now I think it was last week and somebody emailed in asking a question about a sitcom I'd been in called Whoop's Apocalypse and would I talk about that?

So I thought that it would be a great opportunity

to reconnect with the two writers of Whoop's Apocalypse,

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