This is Motley Fool Answers. I'm Alison Southwick, joined as always by Robert Brokamp.

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And this week's special guest is Jason Moser.

I'm so excited to be here. Thanks for having me.

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He is a senior analyst.

We will have him before. We will have you. With

Motley Fool's million dollar portfolio, he is here to help you talk to your kids about

investing because if you don't, they'll learn it on the streets.

And that is exactly the place where you don't want them to learn it.

That's right. We're also going to hear the inspiring story of the world's worst market timer. All that and more on this week's episode of Motleyful Answers.

So I guess I read something on CNBC or I saw an inspiring. I thought it was an inspiring story of the world's worst market timer ever. And this guy's name is Bob, although Bob doesn't really exist.

The hypothetical Bob.

Hypothetical Bob is the creation of Ben Carlson. He was a money manager and an author. And

what Ben did was he created Bob, and Bob had the worst luck. He would always buy and invest

in the market right before it would crash.

It's impeccable timing.

It's impeccably bad timing for getting into the market.

So Bob turned $184,000 over the years.

So we invested in 73, 87, 2000, and 2007 into $1.16 million.

That's horrible.

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