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All right, Petty Monday is coming up in about 20 minutes, Kid Nation.

If you've been petty or a victim of Petty, and we're looking for funny funny petty here, nothing that could get you in trouble with the law or anything like that. Just things that you might do to your significant other or your friends when they, you know, do something that irks you. You just want to get them back somehow, but it's nothing crazy. Nobody gets hurt. Nobody's property is damaged, right? None of that. Nobody could go end up in the hospital type stuff. It's a shame we have to clarify. Well, there you have to, Kevin. There's a lot of people that go over the top, Patty. And that's normal. That's all good. But I burn their house down. We're looking for funny, Petty. That's coming up in 20 minutes. If you want to get it in early, you can at 800, 543, 3548, which is where we got this text about the cheesecake factory. We were wondering how much it would be if we ordered everything. Raina wrote us and said, I looked it up, guys. It's $1,102.55 for one of everything, not including tax or tip. That's 66,430 calories.

We don't know exactly.

Can't be right.

It has to be more than that.

And we even got some text messages that say the try guys did order everything from the menu.

So maybe that's...

I asked Chat GPT to do it for me.

And they came up with...

They?

Yeah. Chat? Yeah. Chat

He? Um,

he, uh, them came up with

$2,743.

Inflation. I still feel like it would be more than that.

I know, because it's such a huge man.

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