Now the men's room wants to know who sucks less.

Yay, time for who sucks last.

Stephen Thrill Hill, you bring up three stories in the news each and every week,

they all suck, but it's up to us to

determine out of the three stories which one sucks the least.

Now if you have to follow KISW on Facebook, Twitter or Instagram the debate is already underway on who sucks less.

Yes, indeed, and like I said, we're calling this particular edition, The Scams.

Let us just begin. A man has been sentenced to 81 months in jail for faking his own death by hacking government

systems and officially marking himself as deceased. Now the US Department of

Justice they detailed the case of one Jesse Kipp 39 who was basically taken down for computer

fraud and aggravated identity theft.

You see, in January of last year, the user credentials of a doctor that says Hawaii's death registry system

and create a case that recorded his own death.

He completed a state of wide death certificate worksheet.

Assigned himself as a medical certifier for the case.

It certified his death using the digital signature of the doctor.

Now, the paperwork was all correct so many government

databases they listed him in fact as deceased but he was very much alive and

enjoying the fact that his death meant he didn't have to pay child support

payments or catch up on those that he'd already missed.

That was his entire motivation to do it.

Now evidence presented in court included the internet search histories recorded on a laptop

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