Okay, folks, welcome to life on planet Porky, okay?

This is a brand new podcast in which myself, the Porkmeister, you know who I am,

brings to you the facts of life as they are on Planet Porky, okay?

Planet Porky is a place where you will find out what's going on in the real world,

not the world in which we all live. Okay. My observations, my

investigations, my desire to get to the truth is always going to be there. And that's why this

addition of life on planet Porky is called seeking truth and justice.

I've been known for many years as the seeker of truth and justice, okay, and I take pride in that because I want to bring to you the scandalous behavior of some people in life and some of the things that are wrong with our world, which we can put right, but which some people don't want

put right because it's in their interest that it is not put right, okay? Now, I want to tell you

about what happens at universities in this country, okay? Seeking truth and justice, of course,

I feel it is my responsibility. And when I went to, I will admit for the first time ever actually,

that I didn't actually go to university.

I went to Trent Polytechnic, okay?

And that has since been named the University of the Trent.

So I always claim that it was the University of the

Trent when I was there, but it wasn't. It was Trent Polytechnic. But I feel that as it's my

alma mater, I now must treat it with the respect it deserves, with its new title, which is, of course,

University of the Trent, named after the river on which it's based, the River Trent,

which of course was the river that Robin Hood walked across and jousted with Little John

before he established his band of merrymen in Sherwood Forest, which of course is there.

Now, what I want to tell you about universities is this. When I was growing up,

and it wasn't that long ago, by the way, folks, you know, don't believe all this nonsense about

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