3. The Famileigh
The Screen Rot Podcast with Jacob and Jake
Jacob Hawley and Jake Farrell
4.8 • 647 Ratings
🗓️ 28 September 2023
⏱️ 31 minutes
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| 0:26.7 | Shopify.com.ukau.ukes-spotify. Welcome to the screen rock podcast, the show where we discuss the weirdest and worst content that's been writing our screens and indeed our minds. |
| 0:59.4 | I sounded quite downing that, didn't I'm quite a good mood. How are you? |
| 1:02.7 | I'm good. I'm enjoying myself. |
| 1:04.8 | We've both had haircuts fairly recently to the recording. Were you yesterday? |
| 1:09.1 | Yeah, yesterday. And I was this morning. |
| 1:10.3 | Yeah, yeah. |
| 1:10.7 | So we've both been to train professionals to ask them to construct. early recently to the recording, were yesterday? Yeah, yesterday. And I was this morning. Yeah, yeah. |
| 1:16.7 | So we've both been to train professionals to ask them to construct combovers. |
| 1:21.1 | It's quite a similar request for both us, isn't it? |
| 1:27.5 | It's like basically sort of fade the sides as if we're 13 and our moms are paying for this. |
| 1:33.7 | And then on the top, I kind of go for a sort of Trump-esque sort of like, you know, |
| 1:38.1 | bend it and curl it, tussle it, taper it, bend it back on itself and try and construct something. |
| 1:38.9 | The Bobby Charlton. |
| 1:39.5 | Yeah, yeah. |
| 1:44.9 | My one, I go for a kind of do what you can approach when the barber looks he's yeah yeah you're not a miracle worker just do what you can |
| 1:51.5 | um and he yeah it's like it's like when a builder comes in for like a nightmare job and they're |
| 1:56.9 | like fucking there's a lot here you're like yeah sorry mate to do her upper or it's like |
| 2:01.9 | what I kind of think of it now is it's like I'm like a very severe burns victim that's been |
| 2:07.3 | pulled out of a car crash and he's the plastic surgeon it's just like just do what you can |
| 2:11.5 | construct a some kind of face out of that for me if you can I'd'd like a fade around the sides, please, |
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