What's crack? Big Dokes. Welcome bite to the channel. Welcome bike to the headquarters. I know I've been gone for a minute. This is probably the longest y'all haven't seen me. And since my birth, since I was birthed by my mother. It was a really long weekend, Memorial Day weekend. Labor Day weekend.

Thus, I wanted to take some time to enjoy the weekend, go out, have some fun recharge before the season starts.

And the season is about to start.

It starts tomorrow night.

And when week one kicks off we're going to hear a lot of nonsense on

twitter and your in your group chat with your with your league mates you're just going to hear a lot of

noise okay i would i would suggest getting a pair of of noiseing headphones for week one, probably even week two.

Now, I don't have time to edit this right now, so I'm not going to pull up the 250 comments.

I got about how elite David Johnson was after like one carry in week one last year.

Here's what happens. I talk about a player that I don't like or like all summer.

He has a terrible week one or a great week one depending on the opposite of whatever I said.

And then, uh, and then all fucking hell breaks loose. Week one is a time not to overreact.

Because this is a 17 game fantasy season. Okay. One 17th. Literally week one is 5% of your fantasy season so today

we're going to talk about three players who i like very much that i think will disappoint you in

week one thus opening up the trade vaults for you to slide right in there okay and hopefully you'll be a little bit more

successful than me sliding into zendez team you hear that someone say something three players

that we're going to trade for after week one or if you drafted them we're holding okay diamond

hands on these motherfuckers, all right?

Diamond hands.

Week one, after it, three players, two, trade four.

Let's tuck our shirts in.

Stop yelling.

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