The following is a work of audio fiction.

Any resemblance to real persons living or dead is purely coincidental.

Seriously, even if some of these people sound exactly like a person that you know,

it's not them okay? Golden Acres is a completely fictional town

and is not at all based on Green Acres located in Scarsdale, New York where our Creator grew up.

That is a total fluke.

Please do not falsely assume that any of these characters, storylines, or descriptions is based in fact.

That's how rumors get started. Golden Radio has Rockin' Robin'

has Rockin' Robin got a great lineup for you today.

And I would know because I'm Rockin' Robin.

Before we dive head first into tunes, I'm going to give you a hot tip courtesy of our local advertisers.

Mother's Day is just around the corner, so remember to head on over to Martin's Marigolds

for flowers as beautiful as the woman who raised you.

Nothing says thank you for keeping us all alive, more than a discounted bouquet.

Even if your mom sucked, you'll be glad you got her something.

Hi, sorry I'm late.

Well, well, well, look at the cat dragged in.

My mother-in-law fell down the stairs.

Oh, wow, did you push her?

I would pay good money to see Bethany push her mother-in-law.

Actually, I'd pay to see or push anyone.

Push me right now.

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