The following is a work of audio fiction.

Any resemblance to real persons living or dead is purely coincidental.

Seriously, even if some of these people sound exactly like a person that you know,

it's not them okay? Golden Acres is a completely fictional town

and is not at all based on Green Acres located in Scarsdale, New York where our Creator grew up.

That is a total fluke.

Please do not falsely assume that any of these characters, storylines, or descriptions is based in fact.

That's how rumors get started. Golden Radio

Wakey, I'm Rockin' Robin and I'm doing my best to keep you all from falling asleep at the wheel.

But if you happen to find my voice a bit too melodious, head on

over to Golden Cup coffee corner for a caffeine fix and a free quasant with any medium

beverage. I haven't had a car in five years, but I hear they're excellent.

Full disclosure, they paid me to say that, but it doesn't make it any less true. Anyone want a free croissant?

Bethany Mia?

No, thank you.

I'm good.

She's going to sit there.

Why'd you order the special if you don't even want it?

Because it was free.

Valerie, stop scratching like that.

We're in public.

Sorry, my hives are acting up.

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