3 Minute Remarks

Run That Prank

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Comedy, Improv

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 May 2022

⏱️ 9 minutes

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How does a funeral director tell a very close family member that they are not allowed to participate?

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0:00.0	This is an IHeart podcast.
0:05.5	Coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today.
0:11.0	And the subject is, I just can't do this.
0:14.4	We'll get into that, find out what that's all about right after the nephew does a prank phone call.
0:20.2	And he's here just for that nephew what
0:22.1	you got well surely you know we've all seen it we lose a loved one we go to the funeral and then
0:27.3	it's time for people to make their remarks remarks the normally what we want to keep you can you
0:33.7	keep the remarks at three minutes can Can you keep it at three minutes?
0:38.4	Of course, every black funeral across this country,
0:42.6	somebody don't know what three minutes really is.
0:45.2	Three minutes is three minutes.
0:47.6	Okay, this right here is three minute remarks.
0:51.6	Three minute remarks.
0:53.4	Cat dog, if you would.
0:56.7	Hello?
0:57.8	Yes, I'm trying to reach a brother Keith, please.
1:01.9	Yeah, this is Keith.
1:04.1	Keith, how you doing? This is Lawrence B.
1:06.3	Over at Hill Funeral Home.
1:09.6	Okay.
1:10.6	We are the ones that have the,
1:13.7	uh,
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