3 Guys Offered to Walk Me Home... then I found out they had just K1LLED Someone

Am I the Jerk?

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🗓️ 9 September 2025

⏱️ 21 minutes

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0:00.0	Three guys offered to walk me home, then I found out they'd just killed someone.
0:06.0	This was in 2015 when I was 15. I was sleeping over at my friend's house and we were home alone.
0:12.5	We smoked some green herb and we were really, really baked. We realized we needed some munchies at about
0:19.2	1am, so we walked about two miles to the 24-7 grocery store.
0:24.0	My friend was really paranoid the whole time we walked, thinking someone was going to jump out of
0:28.5	the bushes or something, I don't know. We made it to the store, we got a crap ton of snacks,
0:33.7	and my friend said she was too scared to walk back home. So we sat in the little lobby in front of the grocery store trying to find a taxi.
0:41.1	We only had cash with us, so Uber wasn't an option.
0:44.2	While we're sitting and failing to find a taxi because we live in suburbia,
0:47.8	where there are no taxis in the middle of the night,
0:50.1	we saw a group of three guys around our age come in.
0:53.3	Five minutes later, the three of them
0:55.0	run out of the store, all holding some kind of liquor. The one employee half-heartedly chased
1:00.9	them to the door, but then just shrugged when they escaped and sighed. At this point, we realized
1:06.3	we weren't going to find any taxis, so he decided to suck it up and just walk home.
1:11.5	We were leaving the store and walked past this little sitting area, maybe 75 feet from
1:15.7	the grocery store entrance.
1:17.7	There were three guys just chilling and drinking their free booze.
1:21.5	One of them shouts if we'd like to join them.
1:23.4	I immediately panic whisper to my friend, no, no, no.
1:27.2	But for some reason she says yes.
1:29.7	I don't know how she was too scared to walk two miles in the dark, but not scared enough to say
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