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The Harland Highway

3: FLASHBACK EPISODE #4

The Harland Highway

7EQUIS

Comedy

4.71.1K Ratings

🗓️ 17 January 2013

⏱️ 28 minutes

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0:00.0

Hello?

0:03.0

Hello?

0:04.0

A Hello?

0:05.0

Oh, this is so

0:08.0

Oh, this is so exciting.

0:10.0

Welcome to the Harlan Highway.

0:13.0

It sucks you in.

0:15.0

You make us feel important.

0:17.0

You are important.

0:18.0

My name is Sotti Pita and I'm going to kill you.

0:25.0

Welcome to the Harlan Highway. What? No, no, I don't want to do it. Don't let him in. I'm not playing any more Russian roulette.

0:37.0

I've already killed Donald Doc, Mickey Mouse, Scooby-Doo, Mr. Magoo, don't let him in, don't- Oh, God.

0:46.0

What are you doing here, Yoda?

0:48.0

Must play Russian roulette, I must.

0:50.0

No, I don't want to play it anymore. I never lose. Don't you get it? Everybody I've played Russian roulette with has lost. I've killed off almost half a dozen lovable cartoon characters.

1:05.0

But I have the power of the Jedi I do.

1:09.0

Your power of the Jedi can't be that good.

1:12.0

You can't even speak forwards.

1:14.0

Making fun of me you are.

1:17.0

Yeah, I am, I guess, because you're going to be dead in a few minutes if you want to carry

1:21.2

through with this Russian roulette fiasco.

1:24.0

Get it on we must sucker. Okay so you think you can beat me just because you got

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