Hello?

Hello?

A Hello?

Oh, this is so

Oh, this is so exciting.

Welcome to the Harlan Highway.

It sucks you in.

You make us feel important.

You are important.

My name is Sotti Pita and I'm going to kill you.

Welcome to the Harlan Highway.

Oh yay, oh yay, the Harlan Highway. Welcome aboard. You are cruising down the street with

yours truly, Harland Williams. And welcome, it's good to be here with you. It's good to be alive, isn't it? Oh, God, it's good to be alive. Do we take that for granted every day? Just the fact that we can get up and walk around and go to the mall and drink a slushy and grind a twinkie into the eye of a Cyclops.

Take that you one. I'm sorry. I know I have a twinkie eye.

That's mean. I'm sorry. I know I have a lot of Cyclops listeners. I do apologize

That must be rough though having one eye right in the middle of your forehead's not even on the side of your skull so you don't have

like good peripheral vision. You've got it right in the middle. So almost to kind of see out the sides you'd have to turn your head.

Can you imagine the blind spot on a cyclops when they're driving?

Can you imagine the neck damage they have to, they endure because they always have to crane their

necks to try and turn and see their blind spot.

I mean, think about your blind spot and then think of a cyclops.

That's got to be rough driving as a cyclops. then you always got to have the sunroof open because you get that one goat horn sticking out of the top of your cranium.

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