#3: Fat Jew
A Waste Of Time with ItsTheReal
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4.8 • 817 Ratings
🗓️ 10 June 2015
⏱️ 69 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Yo, what up? It's Eric, aka Money Shoe Laces, aka Double Knott. |
| 0:04.9 | Yo, what up? It's Jeff, aka Architect Money, aka I am Pay. |
| 0:08.3 | Yo, what's up? It's Fat Choo, aka the Old Surrey Cruise. |
| 0:11.6 | And this is a waste of time with it. It's the real. |
| 0:14.1 | Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad. |
| 0:16.7 | All right, so the whole conceit of this podcast is that, well, we sold it to a network called Sideshow Network, and they asked for a sort of brief synopsis of what it would be. And we were like, okay, you know. It's going to be like rappers and all these personalities from your coming over to our apartment. On the Upper West Side. We're going to have a dinner party-style conversation. Right. |
| 0:41.3 | But they put out a press release that said just that it was going to be a dinner party. |
| 0:41.7 | Oh. |
| 0:43.1 | We were like, well, it's a totally different thing. |
| 0:43.3 | Cute. |
| 0:43.7 | Yeah. |
| 0:44.8 | Now we got to cook. |
| 0:45.3 | Right. |
| 0:48.7 | And by the way, it was a great reaction online and we're like, well, we're stuck now. |
| 0:49.1 | Right. |
| 0:55.9 | So, so far we've made like... We've made a salmon and papayote, which is like salmon and parched paper. You never have told me what pepiotis? Okay, yeah. Yes, yeah. My father's Maryabatali. Right. My dad's Maryabatli. So I obviously know what pepiot is. Sure. He, uh... It was delicious. Anyway, so yeah, so we made that. We made an acorn squash and sausage and red onion and cherry thing. Also delicious. And for you, we have three choices. Because everything has always been, like, crafted to the personality. Right. Yes. And for you. I hope. Rice pilaf? Is it Orzo? Because you know I love Orzo. |
| 1:27.8 | Really? |
| 1:45.2 | I do love Orzo. We have three options. Oh, nice. Perfect. We have Healthy Choice beef pot roast. You can expect that. That has the word healthy in it. So that's now thrown out the window. We have Weight Watchers, Smart Ones, Smart Creations. That has the word smart in it. Chicken, chicken parm. Okay, and now here comes the winner. |
| 1:47.7 | Kid cuisine, deep sea adventure. |
| 1:44.4 | That's fish. Creations. That has the word smart in it. Chicken, chicken parm. Okay, and now here comes the winner. |
| 1:45.7 | Kid cuisine, deep sea adventure. That's fish sticks. It looks like... Wait, are the gummies in the same compartment as the fish sticks? I think so. It's a fish theme. I think it's like a WD-40 like Wiley Dufrain sort of thing. This is per... Oh, I see. |
| 1:58.6 | Right. |
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