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Issa Rae Presents...FRUIT

3. Fantasy Football

Issa Rae Presents...FRUIT

Stitcher

Performing Arts, Arts

4.81.2K Ratings

🗓️ 17 July 2017

⏱️ 15 minutes

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Summary

After much hesitation about which direction to take, X decides to finally make a move. Contains Explicit Content. Listener Discretion Advised. To hear Season 2 of this series, sign up for Stitcher Premium and use promo code X for a free trial.

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The following is based on true events.

0:02.0

Mames and locations have been changed to protect all involved. Have you ever looked back on your life and wondered if you made the right decisions?

0:17.0

Thinking maybe you should have taken a right and not a left or said notice something but inside you were screaming yes let's

0:27.4

take it one step further you ever find yourself at a fork in the road chose one direction but spend the whole time daydreaming about what it would have been

0:36.0

like to go the other way and what amazing things would have happened if you did. Choosing one way over the other doesn't necessarily mean

0:46.5

you've made the wrong decision about your life. I mean so much is thinking that

0:50.5

maybe there would have been better decisions to be made. I mean what could be better than

0:54.3

football? Nothing. I love football, but I like other things too.

1:01.7

Raim decided to throw a hotel party in. I had a few drinks.

1:07.0

Bue.

1:08.0

B. B.

1:11.0

Hello? I've been carrying around that $20 bill for weeks. It had been in out of my wallet so many times that the edges were frayed and the creases were deep.

1:24.9

You know when you're at an ATM and you're trying to make a cash deposit, but the bills

1:28.9

look so torn and tattered that the machine won't take them. That's how bad it looked.

1:34.0

I tried calling Gerard a couple of times before then,

1:37.0

but in the sense, I still couldn't seem to make a deposit. It's football form with Terrell Pearson and Skip Johnson.

1:48.0

And the latest victim this week is The Warrior.

1:51.0

Reports have it confirmed that the Warrior has suffered a sprain of his MCL.

1:54.8

No to all you fantasy heads.

1:56.5

If the Warrior was on your fantasy roster, did I say you're just about screwed?

2:01.0

Screwed indeed.

2:02.0

But you know who's not screwed.areme master sin that's who at six feet

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