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3 Easy Payments on a Car Battery to Throw in the Ocean

TRASHFUTURE

TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.6851 Ratings

🗓️ 5 September 2022

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

This week, Riley, Milo, Hussein, and Alice discuss the end of the Tory leadership campaign, its recent news item on the topic of abolishing the UK’s speed limit, Tesla owners in Norway threatening a hunger strike, the collapse of Klarna’s shaky fundamentals, an examination of why there are a hundred failing electric scooter companies, and much more. If you’re looking for a UK strike fund to donate to, here’s one we’ve supported: https://www.rmt.org.uk/about/national-dispute-fund/ If you want access to our Patreon bonus episodes, early releases of free episodes, and powerful Discord server, sign up here: https://www.patreon.com/trashfuture *MILO ALERT* Here are links to see Milo’s upcoming standup shows: https://www.miloedwards.co.uk/live-shows *AUSTRALIA ALERT* We are going to tour Australia in November, and there are tickets available for shows in Sydney: https://musicboozeco.oztix.com.au/outlet/event/3213de46-cef7-49c4-abcb-c9bdf4bcb61f and Brisbane https://www.eventbrite.com.au/e/trashfuture-live-in-brisbane-additional-show-tickets-396915263237 and Canberra: https://au.patronbase.com/_StreetTheatre/Productions/TFLP/Performances *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/ Trashfuture are: Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and Alice (@AliceAvizandum)

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, everyone and welcome to this free episode of TF. It is myself Riley, and I'm here with Milo.

0:18.4

It's the three one.

0:19.2

I'm usually determined sounding there. I'm here with Milo. It's the free one. I'm usually determined sounding there.

0:23.6

I'm also here with Hussein as well as Alice, who recently has been under the weightless knife.

0:34.6

Yes.

0:35.6

That's a recent eye surgery.

0:39.5

A fascinating way of describing it.

0:41.5

Yeah, I got my eyes lasered up.

0:43.1

I had terrible eyesight.

0:46.4

I was like a minus six or a minus seven diopter prescription.

0:48.3

I was really, really fucking short-sighted.

0:57.5

And so Monday, I just got my entire eyeballs just, like, reconfigured with a big laser, and it was fucking terrifying.

1:06.6

Now I'm just in like the sort of like week-long, fussy aftercare thing where it's like, you have to do all of these eyedrops and you have to do them very precisely.

1:09.7

Otherwise, uh, you know, don't worry about it. Well, the good news is that at the end of all this, you'll have the glowing eyes for all the Bitcoin guys have, right?

1:15.9

Did you see that I literally changed my Twitter avatar to my old one, but with glowing eyes?

1:22.6

I think, what I think is most fun, though, is that if you don't do the eyed, like, at the beginning and end of every day, then you do transform actually into event horizon.

1:32.6

Yeah, for sure.

1:33.4

That's the really funny thing about, like, antibiotics as a class of drug as a concept, is they make you feel much better.

1:40.6

And in fact, they make you feel better so well that once you feel better, you want to stop

1:45.6

taking them. But if you stop taking them, it gets way worse than if you just hadn't taken any.

1:50.2

Look, you may think it's odd that we're starting an eye surgery corner. But the one thing I found

1:55.1

very amusing. Personal interest. It's parisocial. You know, you feel closer to me as a person

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