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Ghostrunners

3 - Caterpillars are Insane

Ghostrunners

Jake Triplett

Stand-up, Improv, Comedy

4.92.3K Ratings

🗓️ 27 May 2019

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

In this week's episode, Brad shares what he claims to be the best Disney movie of all time, Jake talks about his not so free cruise that he won, and they end the podcast strong with some fun homework for everyone this week. Follow us on Instagram: http://bit.ly/33WAq4P Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Check, quick test, one, two on my microphone.

0:03.2

Hello, daddy!

0:05.2

Welcome back, everybody, to two guys sitting.

0:08.4

Brad's phone just went off, so unprofessional.

0:11.5

My bad.

0:13.0

It's been a while since we've been at it.

0:15.0

We recorded our first two pods before we ever went live with him.

0:18.0

And now we kind of waited a while.

0:20.0

And so we've taken everybody's considerations, everybody's constructive criticisms and we'd like to introduce a new segment called,

0:30.0

It's not technically racist. This is a fun one.

0:33.4

No, I'm just kidding.

0:34.6

That could be a funny.

0:36.4

Well, your doctor isn't telling you.

0:38.1

Yeah.

0:39.4

No.

0:40.2

That could be funny sketch of just like really bad ideas for something of like I don't know you hire like this marketing agency and like

0:47.6

I don't know to pitch you like a commercial I don't know they just like really terrible ideas, how much is too much for cocaine?

0:53.4

All right.

0:54.4

Or, no, the sketch could be like, I don't know, like, unpublished TED Talks or something like that.

0:59.6

There you go.

1:00.6

Yeah, yeah, it's not technically racist.

1:02.2

That's a good S&L skit, I think.

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