3. Arise Sir Roger

Call Jonathan Pie

BBC

Comedy Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Fiction

4.8 • 821 Ratings

🗓️ 28 March 2025

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

The first four episodes of Call Jonathan Pie series 2 are now available on BBC Sounds, subscribe to be alerted when new episodes in the series are released.

Roger has secret reasons for desperately trying to rein Pie in as he gives Britain’s most famous family a right royal kicking.

Call Jonathan Pie is written and performed by Tom Walker. With additional material from Nick Revell and Daniel Abelson Jules ….. Lucy Pearman Sam ….. Aqib Khan Roger ….. Nick Revell.

The callers; Laura Shavin, Daniel Abelson, Ed Kear, Sarah Gabriel , Willow Bennison and Adam Byron.

Producers Alison Vernon-Smith and Julian Mayers A Yada-Yada Audio Production for BBC Radio 4

Transcript

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0:00.0	No, you keep that private.
0:04.1	Find out what made Lily Allen and Mickey to Oliver say this.
0:08.0	It's just so next level what we're talking about.
0:10.9	But you know what I mean?
0:12.4	And this.
0:13.3	I think we should put our phones down and go to the park
0:15.9	and try and remember what was good about the world
0:18.3	and let's try and get back to there.
0:20.2	Sounds good. Join them as they's try and get back to there. Sounds good.
0:21.3	Join them as they talk about pretty much everything.
0:24.8	Yes, we do go to all sorts of places, happy, sad and everything in between.
0:29.7	Miss me with Lily Allen and Makita Oliver.
0:32.8	Listen on BBC Sounds.
0:36.6	BBC Sounds, music, radio, podcasts.
0:40.6	There is very strong language throughout this programme.
0:44.8	If you've just joined us, we're talking about King Charles III's Big Fat Royal Sausage Fingers.
0:50.8	Carry on.
0:51.4	And if you look at King Charles's this big fat royal sausage fingers it's that well well
0:59.2	they're not they're not good sausages they're not quality sausages they're more like sort of
1:05.5	budget cost of living sausages 70% rask right 5%, and the rest just mushed up assholes and islands.
1:16.0	You'd expect the monarch of the realm to have Tesco-Pines, big fat royal sausage fingers, wouldn't you?
1:23.5	Wild ball and apple, venison and sage.
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