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🗓️ 5 December 2022
⏱️ 67 minutes
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0:00.0 | Well, uh, your third week out here in the boonies. |
0:22.3 | Hey, like this hot the couch. Yeah, that's an upgrade. Yeah, definitely an upgrade. I was I was driving back. |
0:28.2 | Um, well, I was I was I was scouting out to see if there are any arcade bars around here. Okay. Yeah. |
0:36.5 | Um, but weren't too many. I was surprised. No. But I saw this on the side of the road. Um, |
0:45.2 | there's actually just a dude standing next to it and he says, slap me and take the couch. Really? Yeah. |
0:50.3 | Slap me. Yeah. Like a free slap. Yeah. I said, do I have to? Can I just take the couch? He's like, |
0:56.2 | nope. Gotta gotta lay it on. I smacked him clean and then we loaded the couch on the truck and we |
1:03.4 | came here. I thought it was gonna be like one of those TikToks where it's like the, uh, people |
1:07.9 | like, you know, fucking get a stick of butter and do like a river dance and you win like a prize |
1:13.2 | or something like that. You know, those TikToks? No. What the people are standing on like a |
1:17.6 | river. Like are you on? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'll sort of weird shit apparently. But the like on a |
1:21.3 | college campus, a guy will be standing there with like a sign they won't talk and people will read |
1:25.4 | the sign. They're like, okay, I'll be back. I'll be back. And they run off and you see them |
1:30.0 | like come back, stick a butter or they're like, do whatever. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. |
1:34.3 | I have seen those. I thought you were going into that kind of row of like, so that's unfortunate |
1:38.5 | that you couldn't be a part of a vital trend. No. No. No. This guy was just a freak. |
1:44.6 | It's weird that you on the side of the road, you found such a clean couch. That's what makes me |
1:48.2 | very, very clean. But I do feel like we should blacklight it. I feel like that would, |
1:53.0 | that would expose probably a lot more. Blinds your eyes. Yeah. Yeah. It looks clean, but it's |
1:59.2 | completely soaked in comma 100%. So we got, yeah, it's pretty crunchy. No, it's all right. It's |
2:06.7 | supposed to be crunchy. I got socks like this from the factory. So there wasn't any arcade bars. |
2:14.2 | No, there wasn't. I was. I was. I was calm, dude. No Chuckie cheeses or anything. No. |
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