Now, the men's room wants to know who sucks less.

Yay, time for who sucks less.

Stephen Thrill Hill Hill, you bring us three stories from the news each and every week.

They all suck but

up to us to determine out of these three stories which one sucks the least now if

you have to follow KISW on Facebook or Twitter or Instagram the debate is

already underway on who sucks less.

Yeah I think this is gonna be a tough one to figure out who sucks the most because all these people

suck and they all have very similar fetishes but let us start right here in

Washington State where a man sought to hire a hooker for himself and his miniature horse

Jad Shippman he was arrested following a probe involving T&A Board, that's an online site advertising sex

slash escort services.

Yeah, go ahead, pretend you didn't know that already.

Anyway, using the screen name, The Malamoot, he offered to pay $440 to a former user named

Diane to have sexual contact with him and his miniature horse. Now Diane provided

cops with copies of the explicit messages sent to her by shipment who wrote that he wanted to quote

Watch a gal, say a feast on flickers so to, while sitting on his male member.

Yeah, he was very specific.

What do you want?

Anyway, while trying to entice a potential paid companion,

Schimman acknowledged the difficulty

in raising such a threason, he wrote,

...