I want to do something meaningful with my life, Maury.

I have deeper thoughts on my mind.

The other day, I was thinking about volunteering to help teach underprivileged children to learn how to read.

And just thinking about it was the most rewarding experience I've ever had.

Just thinking about it was the most rewarding experiences ever had.

That is, of course, Derek Zoolander.

Derek Zoolander, the world's greatest male fashion model.

Hang on now.

Ben Stiller used to be an actor. Ben Stiller used to be an actor.

And 25 years ago, he made this movie called Zoolander,

Zoolander 25 years ago.

2001 was 25 years ago now.

And Ben Stiller played the role of the impossibly handsome male model, Derek Zoolander,

who was not very bright, not a bright guy.

And that's a, you know, was very concerned about kids who can't read good. And he wanted to start an institute, the Derek Zoolander Institute, which would, you know, help kids that can't read good because everybody knows that kids can't read good need a lot of help.

I mean, maybe I could even have my own institute.

We could call it the Derek Zoolander Center for Kids who Can't Read Good.

See, can't read good.

He can't read.

He's a model.

And what else?

He just, he knew that he was so impossibly good-looking everywhere he went.

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