You're right mate? Oh no, my boiler's nackered. Do you know any plumbers?

Yeah, I do, yeah. You know Danny? Well, he lives next-naught to this woman who's engaged to this lady who went to school with a

bloke called Gary. All right, is he a plumber? No, he's not, no. But he knows a bloke who walks a dog with this woman.

Debbie I think she's called, well she gets her air cup with sand.

Don't worry, you already know somebody who fixes boilers, British gas, and you don't even have to be

one of our customers. Our engineers are local and their work is guaranteed for 12 months.

Such British Gas Boiler repairs.

So is he a plumber?

Technically not, but he's got a van.

The big story today is the Supreme Court once again shoving their gavels up the election.

Today, the Supreme Court said Trump can stay on all state ballots in the unanimous ruling.

The ruling... state ballots in a unanimous ruling. I agree. It is a ruling that I will remind you

no one has to follow because last week I declared the Supreme Court unconstitutional.

So, so states feel free to kick them off your ballot.

Tell them Colbert says it's okay.

I got your back.

There's more disturbing news.

Truckloads of gray woolen uniforms are arriving at major cities

all across the United States and Democrats are lining up.

There's going to have to try to scratch everybody's eyes out

because they're all a bunch of transgender feminine man but never mind that

see of Colbert another Democrat party I got he's he he was funny a bunch of years ago

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