Long days, pleasant nights, and welcome to Kingslingers, a doof media podcast journeying

through Stephen King's Dark Tower series and beyond.

I am your host, Consta Reader Scott Daly, and crouched just outside my bathroom window

waiting to join the conversation.

It's my co-host, Matt, Mountain Lion Freeman.

How's it going today, Matt?

Smash sound effect.

It's me.

I'm here.

How many years have we been doing these?

And they're not getting better.

The intros are getting worse.

Like, you could track the downfall of our intros.

I think it's, it's, it's, uh, sporadic. It's like, you know, you keep like if every

fifth one is, is okay, then, then it's like, well, maybe this time it'll be good, you know,

and then you come back and you check. We're really just rolling the dice each time because we spend a lot of time prepping for the show.

The introduction is not one of the things that I spend a lot of time prepping for.

The introduction is, I'll save this till five minutes before the show starts.

I'll just whatever pops into my head.

And so, yeah, every once in a while you get a good good one.

And I don't even read it before you say it to me.

I know.

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