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Todd N Tyler Radio Empire

3/31 3-2 "Demotivated"

Todd N Tyler Radio Empire

Todd n Tyler

News, Sports

4.7818 Ratings

🗓️ 31 March 2026

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Bad news for potheads.

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0:00.0

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0:14.5

Neither did we.

0:15.5

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0:16.8

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0:18.4

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0:22.8

This is the Todd and Tyler Radio Empire.

0:25.3

The petty thieves are checking in.

0:27.2

I figured that.

0:28.7

Did dairy work, I'd steal whippets in the cases of butlite.

0:33.9

The beer kind of scared me, so I didn't do it very often.

0:37.0

They must keep track of that yeah but i'd

0:39.5

have a buttload of boxes i'd take the beer in the boxes take the trash out and grab my beer

0:46.7

after i left never got caught i'm 34 now he says yeah yeah he did that when he's younger so

0:53.6

and then a friend was over uh kat, I don't know how many free samples of liquor you have to drink at the grocery store. But I've never hung around the grocery store long enough to get hammered off. Yes, you did. No, you know, I got drunk at that charity event. Oh, well, we did. No, we did it at a live event.

1:11.3

Right, but I'm talking about it. That was ripped. I was ripped. You were. You both were hammered. She was just shopping. Katie's afraid of mayo and a lightweight. Yeah. Well, you can probably keep walking around. Oh, I'm sure. You can make a few laps. Right. And include the. especially if there's more than one set up.

1:28.9

Yeah.

1:29.1

Some liquor stores only have like one little table set up in there, right? Walked out with a cart full of groceries. But she turned around and paid for it. You've got to call Uber to pick you up at the cash at the grocery store. I had a friend that did that. He did his wife went to the grocery store and just happened to be like booze sample day and they was like, he was drunk. It was like, oh, we think of groceries. He's not, I'm just drunk. We were broadcasting live for a charity fan at a local grocery store around Thanksgiving, me, Todd and Puss and Todd and I got hammered. Well, they had a dozen different kinds of alcohol that they were sampling at least. Yeah, it wasn't beer. It was liquor, man. It was 12 to 15 different things and they give you a little sample and they didn't care how many times you came out. I recall the location they had just opened like a liquor store. Yeah. They were expanding and they wanted to promote the liquor aspect. They brought the two biggest drunks I know. We were there to help them. But it was like a two-hour live broadcast. And you don't know. You're drinking about a little cups earlier. It's a stupid thing to think because there are shot glasses basically. Well, I can't get that drunk. I'm just little cups. Oh, well, that's how you end. The little cubs have never gotten anybody.

2:36.1

Exactly, exactly.

2:37.4

What if you just poured the booze, all booze, right in this little cup?

2:40.2

Well, but it's also a well-lit grocery store.

2:42.6

I'm not going to get drunk here.

2:43.8

Oh, no, I'm hammered.

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