3: #3 | The Olympics
Public Figures
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🗓️ 18 February 2026
⏱️ 124 minutes
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Summary
This week, Brian learns about Amanda Bynes, Dusty questions Helen Keller, and Aaron defends Southwest Airlines. Then the guys get Olympic fever by learning about the history of the event, obscure Olympic rules, Hillbilly Olympics and debate what everyday event they would be good at if they were creating their own Olympics.
THE PUBLIC FIGURES (HOSTS)
Aaron Weber
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Brian Bates
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Dusty Slay
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| 0:00.0 | Public figure. |
| 0:00.8 | You are going to allow the public. |
| 0:02.2 | Some people know who I am. |
| 0:03.8 | Public figures. Public figures. Public figures. I think it's America. It's the public figures of America. Yeah. When you're a public figure, this is what happens. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome in to the public figures podcast. Good afternoon. Good evening and good night. Happy to have you here. I am Aaron Weber. |
| 0:21.4 | You can see me this weekend at Houston, Texas at the improv and then Dallas, Texas, at the Addison Improv. |
| 0:27.1 | I'm alongside my good buddies here, Brian Bates. |
| 0:29.6 | Okay. |
| 0:30.4 | You can see me this Sunday at the Arlington Draft House in Arlington, Virginia. |
| 0:36.4 | And my good friend, Dusty Slay. |
| 0:39.3 | Okay, all right. |
| 0:40.5 | I like how fast you guys came out with the dates. |
| 0:42.8 | We talked about it, I know, but you guys came right out of the gate with it. |
| 0:45.9 | I like that. |
| 0:46.7 | We weren't. |
| 0:47.2 | Really letting them know. |
| 0:48.5 | You really brought it to a screeching halt just now. |
| 0:50.4 | Yeah, I did, but, you know, it just seemed, I wanted to. |
| 1:11.0 | It was your suggestion. Yeah, I just want to take a moment. I liked it. It felt good. Got it right out there. You know what I mean? Yeah. I'll be in, I'll be in Michigan. I'll be in Saginaw, Michigan and Traverse City, Michigan this weekend. All right. I'm pretty sure. |
| 1:14.6 | Well, the reviews are in. |
| 1:16.1 | Everyone loves us. |
| 1:17.6 | Public figures? |
| 1:18.4 | Every one. |
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