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This is the Todd and Tyler Radio Empire.

The first line of this story says a babysitter in Kansas.

And I was hoping for something a little more salacious.

Oh, this is the monster under the bed.

Yeah, yeah.

Babysitter found a troubling surprise after a child.

She was watching complain there was a monster hiding under her bed.

And then she went to the kid's bedroom and found a dude underneath the bed.

Whoa.

I was expecting maybe an animal of some sort.

I thought an animal too.

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