You can follow along and just go to ESPN's website, but this is called the Marlin's new machete.

And it's a huge, what is, a homemade flour tortilla, griddled on a flat top with melted mozzarella.

Grittled or grilled?

It says griddled.

Grittled, yeah.

Yeah, you thought you were going to catch me saying something stupid, didn't you? Yeah. I had to go back and look, too. Grittled sounds like a word. House marinated, carne Asada, smoky. Wahaka. Pepper, salsa bareday, cilantro. That looks good. It looks amazing.

I don't know.

I'd be tough to eat at a game, though, unless you have a table. You know what I mean? If that's on your lap. It's two feet long. How are you going to carry that down the stairs? I don't know. Chicken and churros. Where's your chicken out in that? I thought it was just like the Cubs. Probably inside the tortilla.

Like Cuban inspired?

It is my...

Which one is right? I thought it was just like the Cubs. Probably inside the tortilla. Like Cuban inspired? It is my... Oh, I see you're looking at this other one. It looks like the churro's on top of some chicken. Oh, it's her chicken in there. Oh, that looks good. That's Chicago. That'd be a reason to go to the Cubs game. And you still got to sit at Wrigley. Yeah, you've got to sit the Cubs with Cubs fan. That is a cool atmosphere. It's overrated. Dumpy Stadium. Overrated. Cubs fans hate that. I've been there twice and, yeah, overrated. Oh, my God. It's fun. It's a good place to watch a game, but it's overrated. Pirates play the Mets tomorrow. I saw that. And I saw. I saw. I was looking because I got nothing to do this weekend. I'm actually thinking about off the air. I was thinking about taking the train to seeing the Pirates of Mets. I swear to God I might do that. I get fed a lot of baseball videos. I forget the guy's name, but he's good.

Harold Reynolds?

They showed, no, no, as a former Major League player, not Harold Reynolds.

They showed Paul Skeens throwing something they called a Spinkler.

Are you familiar?

Is that legal?

What's, it's called the spinkler?

I got to get the ear.

That's like some sort of like, uh, splinger, splinker.

Splinker.

Splinter.

S-P-L-N-K-E-R.

...