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So once in a while, we like to, actually a lot on this show, we like to creep you out by giving you some medical facts that just happen.

And you probably don't want to hear some of them.

So make sure you wash your face in the morning, by the way.

The eyelash mite lives mainly on the human eyelash, and there are eight-legged parasites.

Hence the name.

Yeah, eight-legged.

The eyelash, Mike.

The eight-legged parasites that eat skin and oil, they stay hidden in the hair follicles during the day and emerge at night to eat and lay eggs

and excrete waste and that's why you wash your face in the morning i guess you're going to get

your eyebrows to wash your face in the morning i don't i put i put soap and water my hands it kind of

beginning of a children's song yeah i put soap and water my hands and kind of splash it on my face, but I don't really scrub it. No. Yeah, I wash my face in the morning. I wake up. Oh, now you're going to. I do. Yeah, I did be previous to this. Do you wash your pubs for pubic mites? Because they're probably all over the place, too. In the morning, that's good point. It's probably gotten harder for the pubic mites.

Yeah, there's less pubes around. Yep. There's some more in porn. But not full wolves, just some porn. I checked. I have more pubes than eyelashes, I think. I think the volume of hair down there is greater than the volume. Well, you don't shave your eyelashes either for that, man. You trim them a little bit.

Do you?

Oh, yeah, my grow along there.

Really?

Yeah.

You're talking about, I've cut them up and...

Brows or lashes?

Yeah.

Oh, with the brows.

You're saying you trim my eyelashes.

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