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The Billy Madison Show Podcast

Cox Media Group

Billy Madison Show, Chris, Bms, Nard, Allgood, Mornings, Billy, 99.5 Kiss, San Antonio's Rock Station, Comedy, 111877, Derek, Kiss-fm, Madison

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 22 March 2017

⏱️ 168 minutes

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Summary

Austin makes out with two girls, kissing a girl and liking it, a lady doesn't want her big friend to stand in her wedding, a brother wants his sister to stop being thirsty, and more

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0:00.0	Podcasting now.
0:02.0	Thanks for downloading this podcast on the 99-5 Kiss Billy Madison show.
0:08.0	Yes.
0:10.0	Austin comes in here and he goes, hey man, you missed that story about that giant chicken.
0:16.4	And I was like, no, I didn't.
0:17.8	You see it.
0:18.8	No, I saw it.
0:19.8	It's just a big-ass Brahma chicken.
0:21.5	They can go up to be 18 pounds I mean it's it looks
0:24.6	bigger than 18 pounds of course of course it does right because you don't know what
0:28.8	angle this this chicken was filmed at a we mean angle bill it angle, Billy? It looks straight ahead.
0:33.0	No, it's a big-ass chicken, but it's probably a little-ass house.
0:35.6	It's about the height and everything.
0:40.0	Oh, son of a bitch.
0:42.0	Son of a bitch. son of a bitch.
0:43.3	I met about 30 people over the weekend.
0:46.1	They're all like, you're super tall.
0:48.0	I don't know what these sons of bitches are talking about.
0:52.4	And I can't, you don't, you're not allowed to pop off. of not here to say you're telling me I'm as tall as the Brahma chicken
1:06.4	on the TV. Are you sure? No I'm taller I'm a son of a bitch I know I'm taller.
1:11.9	Damn it I know I'm a son of a bitch I know I'm taller. Damn it, I know I'm way taller than the Brahma Chicken.
1:16.0	And we don't need to go to the panel.
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