You're right mate? Oh no, my boiler's nackered. Do you know any plumbers?

Yeah, I do, yeah. You know Danny? Well, he lives next-naught to this woman who's engaged to this lady who went to school with a

bloke called Gary. All right, is he a plumber? No, he's not, no. But he knows a bloke who walks a dog with this woman.

Debbie I think she's called, well she gets her air cup with sand.

Don't worry, you already know somebody who fixes boilers, British gas, and you don't even have to be

one of our customers. Our engineers are local and their work is guaranteed for 12 months.

Such British Gas Boiler repairs.

So, is he a plumber?

Technically not, but he's got a van.

It's awful hard as well to get a tiniks vaccinated as well. Why? They're worried that they'll be vaccinated and deported.

Ah, Latinos.

They're not just an ethnic group, they're also a bathroom tissue.

Joe Biden and his... They're also a bathroom tissue.

Joe Biden and his Cultural Sensitivity Award.

Ah-huh, uh-huh.

Bah-huh.

Bah-huh. Baham, badeam, badem, badem, bade da da da da da.

Yes, sir. That's, you know Joe Biden, the whole Biden clan. Well they call

them the Kennedy clan. Why wouldn't we call him the Biden clan?

They had the Kennedy clan over to the White House for St. Patrick's Day, all heavy drinkers, you know? You'd think after Ted drove that car off the off the bridge and

chap aquitic killed Mary Joe Kepechn, and then went and had brunch with friends and bluffed his way through it.

You'd think the family had cut back on the drink he'd drink, but you'd be wrong.

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