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A Montana man with four prior impaired driving convictions told police he slammed into another vehicle

because he was trying to pee into a Budweiser can while behind the wheel.

According to a probable cause.

You guys, you slice your head. Affidavit. probable cause. You get a lot. You can slice your head.

Aft of David.

James Howard.

53, rest of November 8th, after his Chevy Suburban plotted to the back of a Volkswagen

at the I-90 exit ramp in Missoula.

The affidavit was posted on the news site.

The smoking gun says he stated, I'm going to jail for a long effing time.

He'd been driving with a suspended license. That's what he told the

arresting officer.

And he spotted

Montana Trooper

Van Kerkovey spotted

Howard holding a huge Budweiser can in his right hand when he arrived at the Grant Creek Town Pump gas station after 9 p.m. local time.

You know who couldn't pee into a Budwisher can?

He had wet pants.

The guy's wiener with two, size of two cans.

Matt Khalil?

Wet pants, slurred speech, and reeked of alcohol.

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