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Sterno?

Anybody ever drank Sterno?

No.

I'm getting several texts, and apparently there are references in Stephen King novels about people drinking. Don't you light Sterno? Yeah. Because that's, when I used to deliver for Domino's, you know, in ancient days, we had an oven. You put an oven in your back seat of your car. Yeah. A big metal oven, and there was a sterno can you lit and shoved it in the side. So you drove around with a sterno can heating up that oven and you put the pizzas in there. That's how it worked, Nick. Did you crank start the car? No, no. That's how they delivered pizza back. They didn't have the warm bags. You had an oven. The pizza was delivered warm, warmer than the bags even. You had a rack. There's a rack in there. It was a metal rack and you throw the sterno can underneath it and it would keep the pizza warm that way. Right. So I've seen these at like catering things. It's like what they put under the metal. Yes. The vada stern. Without lighting it, you can drink that stuff?

Man,

that seems like...

I thought it was more of a gel.

Just go to a meeting.

I thought it was too, Puss, yeah.

Yeah, it didn't seem like as a liquid. You could, I mean, I guess you could just kind of lap it up. Well, it does light, and I think it turns in this some liquid.

I don't know how that works, push.

I never tried the drink.

I'm glad I don't know.

Because I had booze in college.

I didn't need the drink.

So it's true.

It is different. turns in this some liquid. I don't know how that works, push. I never tried the drink. I'm glad I don't know. I had booze in college. I didn't need the drink.

So, explain to the... This is a flameless, odorless gel. Yeah. Yeah, it ignites immediately.

I Google Sterno, and you can get a can of Sterno for $4.59 at Target, or you can go to some other place and pay $365.

We need to get a drunk to get hold of us this morning.

You know, just some homeless drunk to get a hold of us.

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