You're listening to the Todd and Tyler Radio Empire. Earlier I mentioned that we don't know why yawning even exist. They don't know. And some of these are even crazier than that. Did you keep track of your farts this weekend? No, but you know what? Oh, we have an email, but remember the guy that can't fart? Oh, yeah. He said, stop talking. All I saw was the headline of his email, stop talking about farting. I'm thinking that guy just probably doesn't want to hear his talking about farting. No, no, he just said no more farting. Yeah. And, well, I assumed he was being, let's stop talking about it. You guys talk about every damn day, but it wasn't a critical email. He just didn't, he just can't fart. It sounds like a sad breakup song.

Yeah.

No more farting.

Yeah, it is. He hasn't farted in a year. Well, that's, uh, I got it right here. You want it? That's concerning. Well, let me give you my count. Okay. What'd you get to? 14 on Friday. Okay, that's normal.

They're in the rain.

Saturday was a little disappointing.

It was only eight.

Oh, are you okay?

Yeah. 14 on Friday. Okay, that's normal. We're in the range. Saturday was a little disappointing.

It was only eight. Oh, are you okay? Yeah, I was a little concerned. I didn't eat much on Saturday. And then yesterday, 12. Okay. And we're already at eight this morning. Oh, wow. Wow. Well ahead of pace. I didn't count farts this weekend, but I did think of you once when I farted because

it was one of those where it was like, it was like, pop up. And then like a second later was another one. And I'm like, is that one or two? Is that kind of. We think it's, we think it's. It kind of sounded different too. I'm like, that's probably, it's at least one and a half.

I would go one and a half.

Because even though I was walking in the mailbox. kind of sounded different too. That's probably at least at least one and a half.

I would go one and a half.

Because even when I farted, I was walking in the mailbox, I thought of Todd too. And when I farted on Thursday or Friday last week. But I think if they go pop, pop, pop, pop, you know, like in a series, that probably only counts as one. Okay. If your butthole opens and then it closes again and opens again, that's two, don't you think? But yeah, see, there's an argument to be made for both sides. Yeah. And I think that they're both valid, it's like whichever side you want to be on is fine. It's probably up to the farter to decide. If the butthole closes back up, it's a whole new fart when it opens back up. That's what I'm thinking.

If you have an automatic butt or a semi-automatic button, yeah. Are you pulling the trigger each time? Right. Maybe it's like, is it just dependent on the push? If you push once, it's one fart? See, I think that would, that's a factor. Oh, I don't know. I think that now I'm more thinking that if the butthole closes at all, it's a whole new fart.

But sometimes it can close a bunch.

Like, I don't know. I think that now I'm more thinking that if the butthole closes at all, it's a whole new fart. But sometimes it can close a bunch. Like, I feel like, oh, yeah. Yeah, good point. My way, but if it's slapper like you do with your hands there, get that checked. Right, 16 times. Yeah, then you got to go back to instant replay and go slow-mo and count. One, two, three. Did you ever see a butthole open when somebody farts? No, I haven't. Somebody saw mine open once years ago. This girl I was dating, saw me, she saw it open. Really? Yeah. Did she leave right after that? No, no, no. Was that the end of the relationship? We were a boyfriend and girlfriend.

She just left her ass.

What would they take this curling iron and walk? What kind of angle do you have to have? I don't remember. I think it was on the couch. We were both on the couch naked. I don't know what happened. I don't even know. Your knees and your ears? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I wasn't on my knees either, man.

Was she going to light it?

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