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Todd N Tyler Radio Empire

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Todd N Tyler Radio Empire

Todd n Tyler

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4.7819 Ratings

🗓️ 18 March 2026

⏱️ 14 minutes

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0:00.0

You're listening to the Todd and Tyler Radio Empire.

0:04.6

Our buddy, Roosevelt, had a little incident on a plane.

0:08.5

Now, I'm about the fly, so something I don't want to hear.

0:10.6

Hello, T&T Radio Empire.

0:12.1

I'm emailing about an incident that occurred on Southwest Flight 378 from Reagan to Omaha that departed 4.40 p.m.

0:19.8

You're an asshole.

0:20.8

This past Tuesday. Halfway through the flight. See, that's my flight. Yeah. I felt very lightheaded and nauseous. I got up to go to the bathroom, walked about four steps. Next thing I remember was me on the aisle with an oxygen mask and a flight crew performing medical procedures. Oh, so that's not the plane's problem. Now asking if there were any doctors on board, turns out I passed out in the aisle.

0:54.7

Well. mask and a flight crew performing medical procedures. Oh, such not the plane's problem. While asking if there were any doctors on board, turns out I passed out in the aisle. Whoa. I guess having only coffee, pretzels, peanut butter, am and 46 ounces of beer that day. What's not the brightest idea? I don't know. I want to do it, is he, man? Yeah, why Nick has probably done this before.

0:56.4

I don't know why he singles Nick out. He makes reference to love. Probably the M&M's. Yeah, the diet. Right, being a broke college student, so he's pretty young guys. Oh, my God, he is you? Yeah. Thankfully, the flight crew and some doctors were on board and able to wake me back up, and the flight landed in Omaha on time.

1:10.8

However, everyone had to stay in their seats so I could exit first and check. on board and able to wake me back up and the flight landed in Omaha on time however

1:11.1

everyone had to stay in their seats so I could exit first and check in with paramedics even

1:16.0

though the paramedics were able to check up on was he flying by himself that sounds like

1:20.2

it outside the plane that still suck being the reason no one could get off the plane

1:24.1

right away if I was not a broke college student, I would have offered

1:27.7

to buy everyone a drink still not as bad or embarrassing as the old lady who crapped herself

1:32.7

throughout the plane on the Atlanta-Barsalona flight, which had to return to Atlanta. The reason I'm

1:37.2

sending you this long-ass email is because I'm sure there are listeners on that plane or listeners

1:41.9

who know someone on that plane to which I would like to say thank

1:45.4

you to the flight crew, the doctors who attended to me.

1:48.1

Thankfully, they were not sitting in 9D, the passengers who gave me their snacks at Todd.

1:54.2

That'd be Todd, yeah.

1:55.2

And the paramedics who took care of me at the end and all the passengers who checked on me

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