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Comedian Chris Porter with us.

Funny Bone tonight.

One show and then two tomorrow nights.

It's a funny bone in Omaha.

Chris Porter Comedy.com for dates around the country and also get all his stuff.

He's got out there, including some vinals.

Because you can get on Amazon, too.

You mentioned the vinyl stuff, right?

Yes.

And Colleen's hanging out with us. I'm so happy to have. Chris is just like one of my

illegitimate comedy kids. He has been coming here. I've watched him grow up. He was in his

20s when we met him. And to see him, well, he and I had a really fun time at a Rolling Stones concert a couple years ago. Oh, in Vegas. That was like top five nights of all time. Oh, that's right. You had those seats right beside the stage. We had the picture. Literally, it was called the golden ticket. I know. And you can't buy it. I remember those photos of you guys hanging out. How did you obtain the golden ticket? Was it gas, too? Yeah, Craig. Craig got hers and Zach Myers got mine.

Okay. Oh, shine down. Shine down. And you're right there. I saw that. I made eye contact with Ronnie Wood. Yeah, yeah? And I go, he goes, yeah, baby. And I was like, that counts. We met? Life is all downhill from there. Dude. It was, like, we were hanging out with the lead singer of corn and Chris from Five Finger. I remember the photos you guys took Colleen to, like, she shared a bunch of them. And you're right. It was like he had your own little private show. My son, Dan was there, so he took a lot of photos. Oh, yeah. I made out with a rando. You did.

Oh, yeah. What was his name? She was his name. Ronnie Wood. He's not that random. Was it the guy from corn? It was the guy from corn. I forgot about you made out with a randau. You told that story before. This is before you met your, you're on with her one at the time, right? No, I wasn't with anyone.

I'm not a cheater.

I know, either am I.

Yeah.

My ex was.

In retrospect. before you met your you're with her one at the time right no i wasn't with anyone i'm not a cheater

i know either am i yeah uh my ex was in retrospect uh did you sorry you teed up i got to go

i just remember during that the i didn't know the guy from corn he kept saying hey can i

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